愚人节快乐 April Fool’s Day
早上，西蒙被他的哥哥马修吵醒了。
In the morning, Simon was woken up by his brother Matthew.
S：（哈欠）马修，你怎么起那么早啊。
Matthew, why are you up so early?
M：早什么早呀。已经8点半啦！
It’s not early, it’s half past eight.
S:八点半了？
Half past eight?
哎呀！我要迟到了。
Oh no! I’m late.
我的衣服呢？
Where are my clothes?
西蒙急急忙忙穿好衣服，来到厨房。
Simon got dressed in a hurry and rushed into the kitchen.
S：马修，快！该去上学啦。
Matthew, quick! It’s time for school.
西蒙看了看钟。
Simon looked at the clock.
才八点啊！
It’s only eight!
M：哈哈。愚人！
Haha, April Fool!
今天是4月1日愚人节，中午12点以前都可以玩恶作剧哦。
It’s April 1st, it’s April Fool’s Day. We can play tricks until noon.
S：哦。马修。
Oh, Matthew.
（敲门声）
M：这么早，谁敲门啊。
Who could it be so early at the door.
我去开门
I’m opening the door.
咦，没有人啊
Weird, nobody is here。
难道是闹鬼了。
Is it a ghost?
B：Booo!
贝奇从树丛后面跳出来
Becky jumped out from behind the bush
愚人！
April Fool!
M：哦，是贝奇，哈哈。
Oh, Becky, it’s you! Haha
B：马修，西蒙，咱们上学去吧。
Matthew, Simon, let’s go to school.
西蒙、马修、贝奇走在上学的路上。
Simon, Matthew and Becky walked to school.
S：贝奇，你看，地上有个硬币。
Becky, look, there’s a coin on the ground.
B：我来捡起来。
I’ll pick it up.
奇怪，这硬币怎么捡不起来啊。
Strange, I can’t pick it up.
SO：因为我把它黏在地上啦。
That’s because I glued it to the ground.
索菲从一边窜出来
Sophie popped out
贝奇是愚人！
April Fool, Becky.
教室里,有人喊了一声
In the classroom, someone shouted.
下雪了！
It’s snowing.
看窗外。
Look out of the window.
有几个同学看了窗外。
Several students turned their heads.
“啊哈！你们都是愚人！
haha, another April Fool.
现在是春天，怎么会下雪啊。
It’s spring, how could it be snowing.
数学老师来到教室。
The Maths teacher came in.
（老师）“同学们，现在要做一个数学测验。
Students, it’s time for a Maths test.
现在就测验？
A test, now?
不要啊。数学测验最烦人了。
Oh no! Maths tests are horrible.
数学老师突然笑了。
The Maths teacher began to laugh.
3年级B班，你们都是愚人！今天没有测验。
April Fool, class 3B! There isn’t a test today.
（同学们大笑）
老师：现在12点啦，今天的恶作剧到此结束咯。
It’s 12 o’clock now. No more tricks today.
你们要等到明年再玩愚人节恶作剧啦。
You will need to wait until next year to play April Fool tricks.
tricks, eight o’clock, half past eight, 12 o’clock
